I was about to nominate this article about a mouse fire in New Mexico as one of the year's best.
But then with no effort I find the following articles:
Wash. Woman Suffocates Under House Clutter
Escaped cow may not be doomed after all
They sort of got lost in the mix today because in the span of a few hours, Arnold Schwarzenegger has a motorcycle accident with his son, a respected journalist dies after being mugged in one of the most affluent areas of our nation's capitol, we're watching to see how vegetized Ariel Sharon and a West Virginia Coal miner will be, Howard Stern says fuck on the radio - satellite of course, and Dick Cheney is rushed to the hospital in what I believe was an anxiety attack - they made something up about some medicine - classic panic attack symptoms, but I digress. And the maddest of all? The movie Hostel dethrones both Narnia and King Kong at the box office. What are people thinking?
1 comment:
Woman suffocates under house clutter? What are you trying to do, scare us straight?
I have to go home and tidy now. Thanks a lot, Ellen.
Sheesh.
~C~
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